Tuesday, 18 May 2010

Am Laboratory


Heres a funky lil interactive website made by andre michelle. aM Laboratory is a:
"Simple sinewave synthesizer triggered by an ordinary 16step sequencer. Each triggered step causes a force on the underlaying wave-map, which makes it more cute."

So play play and make some tunes it's cool ya know cccooo coo caachoo

Musiks glueses!


Tune Glue is a pretty nifty site that lets you enter a musician or groups name and the presents you with what i can tell a very acurrate brain storm of similar artists it als o has a few features that let you drag around the little globules and makey a pretty visualisation of ze musiks! ja

Book of the dead!


The texas department of criminal justice website is a site that documents the deaths of inmates that were on death row in texas since 12/07/1982 to this day, it tells you all about the person and their crimes and has a nice little bit about what they wanna say before they get zapped, jabbed, or made to watch all of the high school musicals forever! Anyways theres lotsa juicy info on all the wrong doings, mug shots, and last statements which usually involve a sentence or two about finding god dog?

Soo uhh yeaa me sowie!




Heres where i cry, dress up like a a harajuku girl and dance for rice crackers and get spanked by business men just for your amusement and hope that you forgive me for my absence over the last few weeks. Basically i have been working my balls off and the small amount of time ive had off i've been uberlaxin' and puffin' on a mahusive doob gouch weasel?! haha but anyways i am back to add segments of internetional brilliance to your eye feelers! and as far as some tard'd post, this is not geekologie but has contents from there and many other places but yes i would love to be like geekologie haha.. kk meooowwww

Thursday, 15 April 2010

Ooo Lovely inkage...



Yup thats right, never forget to check your speeling when you get a tat done or your tattooist isnt on crack.

Friday, 9 April 2010

Pixelation nation



First of all i just want to say 'bad boy!' to myself for not blogging much this week coz i've been mucho busy working and sorting stuffage' out. Second of all i didnt mean the first bit :).

Anyways here is an excellent short film of a retro game-pixel-invasion by Patrick Jean.. peww pewww!

Saturday, 3 April 2010

Chatroulette ode



Here is Ben folds doing an awesome impersonation of Merton's Chatroulette fun with a live audience in Richmond USA, at first i thought maybe the crowd was super imposed but as it turns out i was wrong (rarely happens... self harm time)

How a book is made 'Inspiration to completion'


A copy of Pictorial websters was found beneath John Carrera's Grandfathers chair and from that moment on after seeing all the detailed pictures and type he decided to hand craft his own copy. Using his own old skool Linotype machine he spent 10 years recreating the book, the link shows this process and is very interesting to watch if you apreciate graphics and craft elements. Enjoy.

p.s this is not a funny link lol

Galactic empire state of mind


The wonderfully funny peeps at college humour have just released this lil beauty, it's a parody of ballbag-z's jay-z's 'Empire state of mind' entitled 'galactic empire state of mind' and if you're like me (both awesome and sexy) you'll like it alot :)

Click on the link to watch.. enjoy

Friday, 2 April 2010

2D 3D.. VD,..?




Here is a collection of cool 3D but not 3D photos made up of two seperate snaps pasted together offset in a gif that repeats, pretty cool jaa'

Sunday, 28 March 2010

'I'm Here'



I'm Here is a short film from Spike Jonze that has been released free here and as always it's a small peice of genius from Jonze depicting a story of love and identity. The characters all look wonderfully playful and it's worth a watch fo' sho! get on it :)

Fly by night ^ ^



Roadie based pewws in your face today!..

I've seen alot of strange things in the back of trucks whilst crewing but i've never seen one of these! i'll push that box!! haha

Roadie hell!



This is a stage in Rio that was made incredibly poorly because of some nasty wind and rain bullying it, i think the line up wasn't what mother nature wanted and got all gnarly on their asses! no show! anyways the reason i add this because this is my job and i'm looking forward to lots of festie work come the summertime, setting up hench stages for all the peeps.. an i don't wanna get squeeeesssheeeedd!? haha

There is a video of the stage in rio just before and whilst it's collapsing here thanks to Bobby Jarzombek of Sebastian Bach's band.

Giddy Up!



Ooo what a lovely assortment of aminal noises this guy/girl makes! I only have a distressed goat, baby aligator and pissed off dog in my collection of impersonations, but that said they are pretty awesome if i must say myself.

Wednesday, 24 March 2010

Booblay



Bringing it to ya Buble booblay!

Why's he on the shelf? come on fizzly boobalay' get down from the polish section of the world foods aisle and help me groom a young seal.. ?!

Heya cheeky fella!



Random people you notice in the background of photos is one thing but here is one sexy blubbery lil buddies popping into to the foreground of a pingu fest and it looks so gosh darhn cheeky. I can imagine it positioning itself split seconds before shot.. then with sneaky navy seal-like precision he (the seal is a he now?) flops into view saying "alloo!" :)

Monday, 22 March 2010

Word clouds! whoopee



Welcome to wordle a place to make, share and print word clouds, yes that's right a cloud made of words. It's fun to play with for quick graphics and you can also enter whatever peice of text you want and paste it and it chooses the most used words and key words to make the word clouds. words, words, words..Word!

Mmmm bloon' action



Who doesn't like to pop off a few sexy lil bloonies ay? mm the feel of that latex oval form squishing between ones thighs and ooo pop! My buddies Charlie especially requested this video because it reminds him of our time with eachother.. we may or may not have popped off a few balloons together.

Kuky Returns


Kuky returns is a movie from Czech director Jan Sverák. It's about a boy whos asthama makes him mucho mucho poorly, his mother thinks it is his favourite plush teddy Kuky, a red little bear dude. The toy is discarded and goes on an awesome little adventure. I'm not sure about any of the dialogue but then again i can't speak Czech but all of the characters all look cool and are beautifully and crudely brought to life..

Friday, 19 March 2010

The Art Of Baldness


When Philip Levine first started losing his hair in his early twenties he didn't quite know how to deal with the situation.

He knew he didn't want to wear a wig, but neither did he want to look like so many other men who simply shave their head.

"I was receding and going bald," he said. "I wanted to shave my head but not conform to societies look of a typical bald man who all look the same in T-shirts, jeans and trainers."

And then he came up with an idea which would ensure he didn't conform the normal bald man stereotype...

"I thought why not use it as a canvas, paint and attach things to my head using the border of where my hair would be," said the 28-year-old Londoner.


What proceeded was some real nice peices of head art, found here. There are only a couple of pics up but they are worth a lil looky.

Super happy fun time band



Yatta!!

Probably one of the best songs and videos ever!? i thinky so! My very good friend Jarvis showed me this video forever ago but i remembered it's brilliance the other day. Only in Japaneasy.. enjoy :)

Tuesday, 16 March 2010

Piano Improv on chatroulette


This bloke merton makes some awesome tunes for peeps with his piano on chatroulette :)

2m40



The blog 2m40 is a blog devoted to one fizzly underpass in paris that is.. guess? 2 metres 40 centimeters, and for some reason truck drivers are oblivious to either the size of their wenis or their truck. Regular wreckages ensue, the site is french but contains tons of photos of silly sausages squishing their trucks under it.

Monday, 15 March 2010

Pa-Pew Pewww!



Lasers make pews and pews are the news, what ya talkin'? Lazertits yes that's right laser mammaries all up in this place! Someone has started a booby pewvolution of their own by adapting tons of photos of buxom females pewing all over the show, also with lots of help from many other keen pewvotees.

Friday, 12 March 2010

Get ya horns out for the lads!





"A 101-year-old woman in China has baffled doctors after growing a huge goat-like horn on her forehead.

Zhang Ruifang claims the growth first appeared only last year and has since expanded to be more than 6cm long, Britain’s Daily Mail newspaper reports."


This is actually crazy, read more here or alternatively i'll try to explain in simples, yes? A 101 lady has grown an uber horn and another appears almost symetrically on her head like some demon-beastwoman. It's called a Cutaneous horn, "Cutaneous horns are made up of keratin — the protein found in fingernails — and are typically seen in elderly people who have had prolonged exposure to sunlight." ewww

Keep them straws yall'



Fast Company Has a selection of photo's of straw art that are pretty awesomo! some are optical and play with light whereas others are just Kerry Katona big messy blobs.

Straw art.............nice!

Thursday, 11 March 2010

Art innit'





Here's a painting i started a year or so ago and added little bits ever now and then an will most probably add more. So far its a mix o' pens, acrylics and ink with a sprinkle of spray can.

Wednesday, 10 March 2010

Snowbot



Say hi to 'Roboplow' he is a really cool lil' snow plower that you can control whilst being inside in the warm if ya wanted thanx to a handy on board video camera amongst other gadgets.. the lil fella looks good fun, i think he's pretty awesomo!

Musical Websites


Codeorgan is a fantastic site that allows you to type in any URL of an existing website and it will translate all the scripting and data into music! it's really clever and awesome to play around with give it a try. CODEORGAN

Karma hurts : )


This mans wife used some sort of voodoo magic on him! i'm sure of it.

Ouchies!


This is some random GIF of a biddy sucker punching another with one hell of a fist-peww! ouch.

Bikerection


"Since the first internal combustion motorcycle was developed in 1885, by Gottlieb Daimler and Wilhelm Maybach, people have been fascinated by them. This fascination has led to innovation and to some pretty unique bikes along the way."
Have a look at the 30 examples of unique motorcycles @ now thats nifty.
Some of them are truly redonkulous! here are some examples.



Barking Mad



Right doggie day is over (thanx Cesar Millan for inspiration haha) this is the last post relating to dogmeats from now on, well for while at least.. Dawgs are pretty awesomo! so will inevitably be featured again. This one was suggested by my buddays' Laura Lamb.

Monday, 8 March 2010

Robo Dawg



This is a fully Automated doggie of the non-flesh variety, it's a project by Boston Dynamics exploring how quadrupeds are so sexy move around. Watch 0.36 to see some nasty buddies kick the poor pooch for no good reason! I bet he wouldn't of done that if they fitted it out with some sweet lasers.. pew peww!

Ri Ruv Roo!



Here is Mishka a Siberian Husky and she is so beautiful i want to give her a bonio" haha only joking she's a lesbanum! Mishka can say "i love you" aww

Tony Dawgs'



I needn't say anything about this awesome lil dog..

Dogvolution Day!



Today everything posted is going to be dog related because i worked for Cesar Millan yesterday and who doesn't like dogs ay!?.......cats.. oh yea. Anyways here is a clip from the classic South Park 'Dog Whisperer' Episode lol!

Woo' woo'..where am i?



Doggie dreams are so funny so i thought i'd post this although many have probably seen it before.

Shmile!


Who'd of thought it ay! a doggie smiling, ok ok this dawg aint be smiling for real yall! But if they could it would be awesome and my dog might even get a good ol' spooning more often than she already does :)

What's that?! a woof woof that can smile? ...only in Japan

Cheesy tender kisses'



Mmmm... Ever had incredibly dry lips whilst tucking into some hmm lets say..? Nachos!! now you can have soft lubbaly' lippies without the need for nachos! i must say this has to be the best thing since sliced bread Bacon lip balm. Thatttssss right folks combine the two and you could have some mighty yummy mouth-babies.

Nacho Cheese Flavored Lip Balm is available through Archie McPhee.


Going Underground?



I love mapping and of course the famous Underground maps say it all. The first diagrammatic map of the Underground was designed by Harry Beck in 1931 and has since been altered slightly but still retains the same basic structure. Sam Loman has cleverly created a map of the human body’s systems using the style of an Underground map with a Key for different systems that are color-coded. I can't help but see some yummy coloured shoe laces *cuts arm off to get to the stringy goodness*.. Ambulance plzz.

Saturday, 6 March 2010

Blah Blah Blah-Wars



In a galaxy far away......

Ke$ha died.. Le Fin! aww that was enjoyable.. :)

Ok so here's one of the most interesting cases of serendipity.. Star Wars = Mostly Awesomo, Pews and everything.. Ke$ha = infinitely rubbish, i'd rather eat my own wenis! haha

But good things can come from bad things and here is a prime example! Enjoy

Pew Pew!

The Force Unleashed - Lego Stylee!



Here is a wonderful little clip made by Youtube user xxxfancypantsxxx as part of an animation challenge on bricksinmotion.com.
The goal was to make the coolest lightsaber duel possible. The lightsaber and blaster effects were done in photoshop.
I Lluurvvvveeee the animation and pews! but apparently?! some people don't like star wars (brain-poorly people) but you have to like Lego!? .... Lego doesn't lie!, Lego doesn't cry or answer you back or make you clean your room ..

subsequently reports show Lego does hurt when you stand on it though!...alot!

Friday, 5 March 2010

Cat-astrophe



So cats are well know for being pretty badass and doing whatever they want when they want, much unlike 'man's best friend' who are more submissive and floppy like a seal.. ok well that's my doggie anyways...well here's a pie chart showing paw placement and i myself can confirm that a meow meow to the balls is a frequent occurrence, although i may have trained mine to do so.. what?! I'm lonely :)

Assassin's Creed Lineage



This is a beautifully crafted movie using both CGI from the game design and actors that seamlessly builds up to the storyline of the awesome game that is Assassin's Creed 2. Yes it's 35 minutes long but i'm sure you won't be disappointed if you are a fan and haven't seen it before. (nothing funny to say) booblay!

'When the Duke of Milan is brutally murdered, the Assassin Giovanni Auditore is dispatched to investigate. The answers he uncovers implicate Italy's most powerful families reaching all the way back to the Vatican itself. As Giovanni draws closer to the truth, he becomes hunted himself. He must expose the conspirators before he joins their ever growing list of victims. Lineage is the prequel to the Assassin's Creed II story, revealing the machinations of 15th century Italy through the actions of Ezio's father, Giovanni. Episode # 1: 1476, Florence. Giovanni Auditore, an assassin, attempts to thwart a conspiracy against one of Lorenzo de Medicis allies. The ensuing inquiry will take him to Milan where he tries to prevent the worst from happening.'

Take your shoes off'



Ok as old as this may be i thought many may not have seen it.. It is the appropriately name "inappropriate kid's slide" personally i can't see anything wrong with it, you should of seen the climbing frame my old scout leader had in his pants.. tickets please :)

I Am T-Pain app'

I am T-pain is probably one of the best app's for your iphone and for only £1 you can't go wrong.. here's a song me and my housemate made.. it's about pastry because yall know you gotta keep it crusty round the edge shawty!

"Pastry Remix"

'Have you always wanted to become famous? Now you can become a superstar. With I Am T-Pain, the hip-hop artist's vocal style is merely a couple of taps away. All you have to do is sing into the microphone, and I Am T-Pain Auto-Tune technology will make you and your friends sound like stars.'

I'd tap that!



Here is the ravishing Ms Jan Terri with her music video "losing you" she is described as a blend of 'Mrs. Piggy, Jabba The Hut and William Hung' on the youtube link.. personally she i think her raw talent and beauty is unparalleled.. she weaves my dreams with her inspirational voice.

Bag Win!


Hahah right ok what we have here is pure genius, if one bag could have it all then this is the one. Not respected by your peers? Well rock this little bambino on your back and you'll surely be showered with admiration and more clunge than a Girls Aloud video.

My work can summon a semi'


Right so here we have a phone pic i took a little while back of whilst working for (you should know) 'Them Crooked Vultures' at the Portsmouth Guildhall.. one of only six dates in the UK... they were undoubtedly good, but being in the general viscinity of Grohl an Homme's is enough to make any grown man peww all over the place.

Best Dance Crew Pew



That's right my padawan Rave has tasted the success of being tottally rad, no thanx to my unchallenged dance skills and has opened his own studio.. If you want to learn to be the Marty Mcfly of all things dance related, book your session now.

J adore le tour eiffel!

Right ok folks what we have here is a lady who likes em big.. i know I'd be ok because I'm packing like 638" 2" ... :(

So yes anyways through Youtube you can catch both parts.. and apart from the hilarious nature of relationships with a bow called Lance, bridges and the Berlin wall.. there is a much darker side to Objectum-Sexuality.. I once thought i was in love with a lawn mower, but it turned out it she was already taken.. "waahhh i will wait for you Moesha"

Apple 'Old Spice' Advert

Here's an advert from apple for the relatively new Ipad in the the style of "i'm on a horse" Old Spice Manmercial Take a look at your phone, now mine...ohh yea mines a piece of crap.. damn! :)

Pewvolution is born

Ok well Pewvolution is alive and as fizzly as a wholesome can of Michael Buble Booblay.. By all means i intend on filling daily posts with lots of juicy morsels from all over the internet. I hope you enjoy.