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In a galaxy far away......

Ke$ha died.. Le Fin! aww that was enjoyable.. :)

Ok so here's one of the most interesting cases of serendipity.. Star Wars = Mostly Awesomo, Pews and everything.. Ke$ha = infinitely rubbish, i'd rather eat my own wenis! haha

But good things can come from bad things and here is a prime example! Enjoy

Pew Pew!

The Force Unleashed - Lego Stylee!

Here is a wonderful little clip made by Youtube user xxxfancypantsxxx as part of an animation challenge on bricksinmotion.com.

The goal was to make the coolest lightsaber duel possible. The lightsaber and blaster effects were done in photoshop.

I Lluurvvvveeee the animation and pews! but apparently?! some people don't like star wars (brain-poorly people) but you have to like Lego!? .... Lego doesn't lie!, Lego doesn't cry or answer you back or make you clean your room ..

subsequently reports show Lego does hurt when you stand on it though!...alot!

I made this as part of an animation challenge on bricksinmotion.com. The goal was to make the coolest lightsaber duel possible.

The lightsaber and blaster effects were done in photoshop.

Category: Film & Animation

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The Force Unleashed Lego Star Wars Starkiller Stormtrooper Lightsabers Jedi Sith Duel xxxfancypantsxxx

Cat-astrophe

So cats are well know for being pretty badass and doing whatever they want when they want, much unlike 'man's best friend' who are more submissive and floppy like a seal.. ok well that's my doggie anyways...well here's a pie chart showing paw placement and i myself can confirm that a meow meow to the balls is a frequent occurrence, although i may have trained mine to do so.. what?! I'm lonely :)

Assassin's Creed Lineage

This is a beautifully crafted movie using both CGI from the game design and actors that seamlessly builds up to the storyline of the awesome game that is Assassin's Creed 2. Yes it's 35 minutes long but i'm sure you won't be disappointed if you are a fan and haven't seen it before. (nothing funny to say) booblay!

'When the Duke of Milan is brutally murdered, the Assassin Giovanni Auditore is dispatched to investigate. The answers he uncovers implicate Italy's most powerful families reaching all the way back to the Vatican itself. As Giovanni draws closer to the truth, he becomes hunted himself. He must expose the conspirators before he joins their ever growing list of victims. Lineage is the prequel to the Assassin's Creed II story, revealing the machinations of 15th century Italy through the actions of Ezio's father, Giovanni. Episode # 1: 1476, Florence. Giovanni Auditore, an assassin, attempts to thwart a conspiracy against one of Lorenzo de Medicis allies. The ensuing inquiry will take him to Milan where he tries to prevent the worst from happening.'

Take your shoes off'

Ok as old as this may be i thought many may not have seen it.. It is the appropriately name "inappropriate kid's slide" personally i can't see anything wrong with it, you should of seen the climbing frame my old scout leader had in his pants.. tickets please :)

I Am T-Pain app'

I am T-pain is probably one of the best app's for your iphone and for only £1 you can't go wrong.. here's a song me and my housemate made.. it's about pastry because yall know you gotta keep it crusty round the edge shawty!

"Pastry Remix"

'Have you always wanted to become famous? Now you can become a superstar. With I Am T-Pain, the hip-hop artist's vocal style is merely a couple of taps away. All you have to do is sing into the microphone, and I Am T-Pain Auto-Tune technology will make you and your friends sound like stars.'

I'd tap that!

Here is the ravishing Ms Jan Terri with her music video "losing you" she is described as a blend of 'Mrs. Piggy, Jabba The Hut and William Hung' on the youtube link.. personally she i think her raw talent and beauty is unparalleled.. she weaves my dreams with her inspirational voice.

Bag Win!

Hahah right ok what we have here is pure genius, if one bag could have it all then this is the one. Not respected by your peers? Well rock this little bambino on your back and you'll surely be showered with admiration and more clunge than a Girls Aloud video.

My work can summon a semi'

Right so here we have a phone pic i took a little while back of whilst working for (you should know) 'Them Crooked Vultures' at the Portsmouth Guildhall.. one of only six dates in the UK... they were undoubtedly good, but being in the general viscinity of Grohl an Homme's is enough to make any grown man peww all over the place.

Best Dance Crew Pew

That's right my padawan Rave has tasted the success of being tottally rad, no thanx to my unchallenged dance skills and has opened his own studio.. If you want to learn to be the Marty Mcfly of all things dance related, book your session now.

J adore le tour eiffel!

Right ok folks what we have here is a lady who likes em big.. i know I'd be ok because I'm packing like 638" 2" ... :(

So yes anyways through Youtube you can catch both parts.. and apart from the hilarious nature of relationships with a bow called Lance, bridges and the Berlin wall.. there is a much darker side to Objectum-Sexuality.. I once thought i was in love with a lawn mower, but it turned out it she was already taken.. "waahhh i will wait for you Moesha"

Apple 'Old Spice' Advert

Here's an advert from apple for the relatively new Ipad in the the style of "i'm on a horse" Old Spice Manmercial Take a look at your phone, now mine...ohh yea mines a piece of crap.. damn! :)

Pewvolution is born

Ok well Pewvolution is alive and as fizzly as a wholesome can of Michael Buble Booblay.. By all means i intend on filling daily posts with lots of juicy morsels from all over the internet. I hope you enjoy.