Cat-astrophe

So cats are well know for being pretty badass and doing whatever they want when they want, much unlike 'man's best friend' who are more submissive and floppy like a seal.. ok well that's my doggie anyways...well here's a pie chart showing paw placement and i myself can confirm that a meow meow to the balls is a frequent occurrence, although i may have trained mine to do so.. what?! I'm lonely :)